(I don't mean to make light of the situations of people with real, actual ADHD. It's just a way to describe my tendency to rapidly skip from one channel to the next, looking for a good song and avoiding commercials (except the commercial for a gym that had that little song, "Don't wanna be flabby anymore/Don't wanna be a fat guy/[voiceover]/Flubbery, rubbery, blubbery, out of shape dude/Look at me; I'm a pear!" (I have a recording of it on a cassette tape somewhere)).)